When Launching a New Business, Bring Plenty of Cigarettes for the Zombies Under the Bridge

The following piece was to appear in a Miamiup early for the commute into Miami will see. An hour
magazine (which shall remain nameless) that neverlater I'm beginning to think our Dame has either
got beyond its first issue which was to include acancelled without telling me, or is lost. You can only
story on a Miami chopper builder, a downtownpose a guy so many different ways on a chopper
jeweler, and a local bikini designer. The parentheticalsbefore it becomes impossible to avoid posing him for
are my comments after-the-fact.Let me tell you asome kind of gay publication-- not that there is
true story about a young woman who got up earlyanything wrong with that as Seinfeld and Castanza
one morning looking for a fish market and ended uphave reminded us over countless reruns.Home is only
on the cover of a magazine.It's six o'clock on aa short drive away. I decide to go back and see if I
Sunday morning. The sun still isn't up and I'm waitingcan get hold of our female model via an email. While
below the Watson Island bridge between Miami andI'm on the net, I call her cell phone. Still nothing. I
Miami Beach feeling a little foolish holding a bejeweledhaven't a clue where she is. I drive back thinking we
bra in my hand and a little uncomfortable watchingcan't just have a guy posing in the magazine. We're
the homeless emerging from the shadows with thealready skating on politically incorrect thin ice as it is
stray cats. I'm there to shoot the cover and pin-upwhat with pin-ups for crisesakes, but having just a
pages (okay, so it wasn't very politically correct-- atguy and not a girl really would paint a different kind
least we offered both sexes), alone in the dark withof picture of what the magazine is all about. So, it's
the rats, the cats, homeless zombies looking for awith great relief when I turn onto the dirt road
smoke, and an over-the-top bra in my hand thatbeneath the bridge that I see Dennie talking to a
would make a jaded Las Vegas showgirl blush withwoman. I can't believe it, but our model finally
envy.The bra is made of red acrylic and covered withshowed up! I park, jump out and rush over to shake
Swarovski crystals. It's on loan from a downtownher hand but the young lady stops me short with
jeweler for the photo shoot which, God willing, will"I'm not her." I look at Dennie. He's smiling broadly.
happen in a few minutes. I'm looking for copsSeems this woman was looking for the fish market
patrolling the island but there aren't any because it'son Watson Island. She had gotten up early to score
too damn early!I know my faith in mankind is beingsome fresh fish for dinner that night. She grew up in
tested. The photographer who had agreed to do theMiami but hadn't been back in ten years. Since she
shoot, bailed at the eleventh hour. In desperation Iwas away, the city moved the fish market and the
turned to Dennie and DK Cody of Cody Photo whocommercial fishing boats. In the short time I was
shot our first cover. They agree to help me andaway, Dennie convinced her to pose for our
suggest we schedule the shoot for 6am under themagazine.She's only wearing flip-flops, shorts, and a
bridge to catch the early morning light on thet-shirt-- and no makeup. But we don't care. She's
downtown skyline. This probably had something toadorable, smart, and has a great self-deprecating
do with Dennie's pioneer spirit bloodline (he's asense of humor.And she's brave, the kind of
descendent of Buffalo Bill) where no one ever gave apersonality that says "yes" to new adventures; the
thought about getting up before sunrise.I know thekind of person that has helped this magazine get
Cody's will show, but I'm not so sure about thepublished (Little did I know that this courage was not
others. I've never met them. I've only spoken toshared by the publisher). She's perfect. Her name?
them over the phone. Knowing that they are tradingAlecia Walker. She's on vacation, visiting her brother
their time only for publicity and copies of thein Miami. Her home is in Maryland where she works as
magazine makes me wonder if they will really show.a Surgical Technologist.Within moments we have her
The longer I stand there alone in the dark, the lessditching her t-shirt and wearing the "bejeweled bra."
I'm sure they will.Dennie and DK are the first faces toWhen I see the light bouncing off those Swarovsky
appear out of the darkness that don't ask me for acrystals, I know it was meant to be. If we had shot
cigarette or money. I hear myself paraphrasing thethe pictures with Alecia any earlier, we wouldn't have
Cowardly Lion, "I do believe in people, I do believe ingotten that startling effect. Call it serendipity-- I can't
people." Now, if only the rest will show so I canlet go of my Cowardly Lion tail long enough to say it
shake loose of my Cowardly Lion tail: the owner ofwas meant to be. That might be assuming too much.
Miami Choppers who agreed to bring one of hisOnly time will tell. (I made the mistake of letting go
custom bikes down to the shoot, and theof the tail at the launch party for the magazine that
models.Patrick Jones is the first model to arrive. Allfollowed this shoot a week later).I also can't promise
the way from Ft. Lauderdale. He turns out to be aif you say "yes" to the magazine your life will change
great guy with lots of enthusiasim for so early in thefor the better. I don't know how being on the cover
morning. I suspect he's from pioneer stock too.of our magazine and becoming the second ever
Before long, Miguel Suarez and his lovely wife YamiDowntown Dame will make your life better, but
of Miami Choppers drive up with the first light of thehopefully for this young spirited Ms. Walker, the
day and I feel my faith in humanity rising with theCody's, Patrick Jones, and the Suarezes, something
new day's sun.Since the pin-up pages are single,good will come out of saying "yes" to us (or at least
full-pages devoted to a "Downtown Dude" andto me).D.C. Copeland is a writer and award-winning
"Dame," we start shooting Patrick on the bikeartist. When visiting Copeland's personal website and
immediately to catch the kind of light only insomniacs,blog you will discover that Wayne Cochran is the
milkmen, intrepid fishermen, farmers, buffalo hunters,Patron Saint and that many people consider it to be
and people living in Ft. Lauderdale who have to get"The Rodney Dangerfield of Blogs.