| What better way to give dad a great day than to | | | | you like to throw a party? |
| make him smile. With some funny Father's Day jokes, | | | | - No, I don't actually know what is wrong with your |
| you can do just that. This sampling of Father's Day | | | | car. |
| jokes from all over the internet will surely tickle your | | | | - Son, let's go to the mall and get you an earring. |
| father's funny bone this Father's Day. | | | | - You don't need a job! I have plenty of money for |
| One evening, while sitting around the dinner table, a | | | | you to spend. |
| little girl looked up and asked her father, "Daddy, | | | | - Father's Day? Don't worry about that. It's no big |
| you're the boss, right?" Her father was very pleased | | | | deal! |
| by this and replied, "Yes." Then, the little girl | | | | Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water? |
| continued, "That's because mommy put you in | | | | But I've already given you ten! |
| charge, right?" | | | | I know, but the bedroom is still on fire! |
| Q. Do dads always snore? | | | | Junior had just received his brand new driver's license. |
| A. No, only when they are asleep! | | | | To celebrate the special day, the whole family went |
| Top Ten Things You Will Never Hear A Dad Say | | | | out to the driveway and climbed into the car for his |
| - Well, what do you know? I'm lost. We'll have to | | | | first official drive. Dad went immediately to the back |
| stop and get some directions. | | | | seat, right behind the newly licensed driver. |
| - Well, honey, you are thirteen now. I bet you're | | | | "I'll bet you are back there to get a change of |
| ready for un-chaperoned car dates! | | | | scenery, right? After all these months of sitting up |
| - I like all of your friends' "Up Yours" attitudes. | | | | here, teaching me how to drive?" Junior said to his |
| - Here are the keys to my new car. Oh, take my | | | | dad. |
| credit card, too. Have fun! | | | | "Nope!" said dad. "I'm going to sit back here and kick |
| - Football? You want to play football? What about | | | | the back of your seat as you drive, just like you've |
| figure skating, son? | | | | been doing to me for sixteen years! |
| - Mom and I are going away for the weekend. Would | | | | |