| What better way to give dad a great day
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| | - Mom and I are going away for the
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| than to make him smile. With some funny
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| | weekend. Would you like to throw a
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| Father's Day jokes, you can do just that.
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| | party?
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| This sampling of Father's Day jokes from
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| | - No, I don't actually know what is wrong
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| all over the internet will surely tickle
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| | with your car.
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| your father's funny bone this Father's
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| | - Son, let's go to the mall and get you
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| Day.
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| | an earring.
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| One evening, while sitting around the
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| | - You don't need a job! I have plenty of
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| dinner table, a little girl looked up and
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| | money for you to spend.
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| asked her father, "Daddy, you're the
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| | - Father's Day? Don't worry about that.
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| boss, right?" Her father was very
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| | It's no big deal!
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| pleased by this and replied, "Yes."
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| | Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of
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| Then, the little girl continued, "That's
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| | water?
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| because mommy put you in charge, right?"
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| | But I've already given you ten!
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| Q. Do dads always snore?
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| | I know, but the bedroom is still on fire!
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| A. No, only when they are asleep!
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| | Junior had just received his brand new
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| Top Ten Things You Will Never Hear A Dad
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| | driver's license. To celebrate the
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| Say
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| | special day, the whole family went out to
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| - Well, what do you know? I'm lost.
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| | the driveway and climbed into the car for
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| We'll have to stop and get some
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| | his first official drive. Dad went
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| directions.
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| | immediately to the back seat, right
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| - Well, honey, you are thirteen now. I
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| | behind the newly licensed driver.
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| bet you're ready for un-chaperoned car
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| | "I'll bet you are back there to get a
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| dates!
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| | change of scenery, right? After all these
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| - I like all of your friends' "Up Yours"
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| | months of sitting up here, teaching me
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| attitudes.
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| | how to drive?" Junior said to his dad.
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| - Here are the keys to my new car. Oh,
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| | "Nope!" said dad. "I'm going to sit back
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| take my credit card, too. Have fun!
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| | here and kick the back of your seat as
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| - Football? You want to play football?
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| | you drive, just like you've been doing to
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| What about figure skating, son?
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| | me for sixteen years!
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